Okay, I’ll start this shebang publicly with a Creepy Ask. Why do people keep asking me if my boobs are real? I’m a 34J and they wiggle like jello, hang like tube socks, and are covered in stretch marks. Who the hell would want fake boobs this ugly, so why do people I don’t even know constantly ask me?
My future sister-in-law actually smacked me in the chest in shock when this happened. I wasn’t much better. I grabbed her arm and hugged it. After shrieking.
FuckYeahFirefly’s First Ever Cunning Giveaway!
Hey there lovely followers! I’ve been running this blog for a while now, and I think we are missing something: giveaways.
And what better to give away than a cunning hat?
I just made the one in the picture for myself and I have enough yarn to make a second, so I figured, why not give it away to a Browncoat?
Before you enter, you should know the specs of this cunning hat. It is my own pattern that I created from combining several different ones. I use Cascade Yarns Superwash Bulky. It is merino wool. If you are allergic to or sensitive to wool (or if you have a vendetta against Cascade Yarns), I recommend not entering the giveaway.
Here’s the rules:
- You must be following fuckyeahfirefly.tumblr.com to enter. If you see this post on someone else’s blog, there is a handy link right there to join us! (I will be checking)
- A reblog only counts as one entry. You may reblog as many times as you wish, but only one of them counts as an entry.
- But then how do we enter more than once, Laurel? Well, lovely Browncoat, I have created a lovely form right here to enter more than once! You may enter once every 24 hours, and this thing has timestamps so I will be checking.
And… I’m sorry, but you must be living in the continental US. I am a college student and I can’t pay international shipping. I love you guys so much, but I can only ship within the continental US.EDIT: You may enter from outside the continental US if you agree to pay for shipping.
I will stop taking entries on Jan. 25th.
Thank you all so much for supporting FYF!
Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)
Baby Abys are so cute! The mommy looks like my Aby, Mango, who has has dozens of kittens! Who else here has an Aby?
PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG AND GET THESE PICTURES OUT THERE IF YOU LIVE IN WASHINGTON OR NOT AND IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE SEEN EITHER ONE OF THESE PEOPLE PLEASE CALL AND HELP THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALL.
- Victim (Left)
- Age now: 3
- Sex: Male
- Skin: White
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Brown
- Height: 3’2
- Weight: 33
- Description: Last seen wearing red shirt and blue jeans
- The suspected abductor(Right)
- Age now: 39
- Sex: Male
- Skin: White
- Eyes: Green
- Height: 5’5
- Description: Unshaven with some facial hair, reddish blonde haircolor and scar above right eyebrow. Last seen wearing a dark sweater, blue jeans and runners.
- Vehicle: 2002 Subaru Outback, Blue License plate #347SBL
Amber alert being posted in conjunction with British Columbia. Child was abducted by biological father in Elk Valley British Columbia. Vehicle was shown crossing the border in Eureka Montana at approximately 3:15 this afternoon. Child is believed to be in imminent danger .
If you have information, contact: Washington State Police
Call: 253-538-3240 or 911
just please reblog you can delete it when they are found im begging everyone!